I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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