My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
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id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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