The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
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People with herpes should wear stickers.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
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He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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