Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
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2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
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Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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