Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
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