Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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