I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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