love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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