He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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