Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
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ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
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That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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