Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
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Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
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The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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