come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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