Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
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and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
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I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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