So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
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just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
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I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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