we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize
