I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
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We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
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8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize