my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Your penis caused this!
Randomize
