Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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