We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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