Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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