I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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