well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
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I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
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I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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