Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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