you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
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