He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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