I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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