Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
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well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
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I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
The power of my boobs compel you
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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