Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
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We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
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"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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