You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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