I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
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she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
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We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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