hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
He is an equal opportunity slut.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
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and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
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Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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