Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
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She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
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omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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