i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
A+ Viking dick
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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