i jhust puked up my retainher.
I think my fart just growled at me.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
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I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
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Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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