I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
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Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
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I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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