I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
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is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
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Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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