No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
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She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
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Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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