It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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