Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
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I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
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I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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