can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
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