i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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