do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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