Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
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i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
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Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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