Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
No stitches, just platelets and will power
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
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There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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