Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
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I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
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So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
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