if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
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The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
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wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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