yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
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I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
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Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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