Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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