So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
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You need a sexual gate keeper
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
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But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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