Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
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she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
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It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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