We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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