So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
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She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
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Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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