How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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